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Macauley Culkin Stole My Phone

from Kafkaesque by Baylies Band

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I was sleeping in a dream
And i got a call from god in my dream
He said, "Baylies Band?" and I said, "Yes."
He said, "You can open up for Macaulay Culkin and the Pizza Underground.
And all you have to do is provide 27 pizzas for the band
to give to their fans that they love so much."
And in my dream, in my sleep, on the telephone,
I told the omnipresent voice, "Yes,
we would love to open for Mr Macaulay Culkin of the Home Alone series
and My Girl."
And it was all good
until I noticed my phone was missing.
I went something like this.
Macaulay Culkin Stole My Phone
Macaulay Culkin Stole My Phone
ha ha ha ha ha
But I'll tell ya
I wasn't laughing then. Oh no.
I can't be in two places at one time
cha cha cha
cha cha cha
cha cha cha
cha cha cha
cha cha cha
cha cha cha
cha cha cha
cha cha cha
I can rub my head and pat my belly. too.
I can drive my car and chew gum, too.
Macaulay Culkin Stole My Phone
Macaulay Culkin Stole My Phone
Goddamn!
You think that's funny, Macaulay Culkin?
He might be laughing now but I'll tell ya
The next time I see Macaulay Culkin
walking down the streets of Olneyville in Providence
I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do.
Next time I see Macaulay Culkin
I'm gonna pick him up over my head like the time I picked up that piano.
And I'm gonna throw him down the stairs.
I'm gonna pick him up over my head like the time I picked up that piano.
And I'm gonna throw him down the stairs.
I'm gonna pick him up over my head like the time I picked up that piano.
And I'm gonna throw him down the stairs.
Aah! That piano's heavy!
Macaulay Culkin Stole My Phone
Macaulay Culkin Stole My Phone

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from Kafkaesque, released February 14, 2019

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Baylies Band Providence, Rhode Island

A genre-fluid psychedelic improv dance experience.
Acts we've shared the stage with: Macauley Culkin's Pizza Underground, Lightning Bolt, 6 Finger Satellite, Arab On Radar, OSS, Chris Corsano, That 1 Guy, Godsmack, Staind, Marc Rebillet and Ralph Nader. Eric toured w pere ubu n played w wire, shellac n messthetics ( half fugazi) in 5 yrs playing in MINIBEAST w pete of mission of burma ... more

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